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BLAXPLOITATION, or the Case That Keeps Getting Jussie-er

Are you sick of talking about Jussie Smollett yet? We are too. But we’re going to discuss him just a little bit more. Not because our motto here at Conjectures is “too much is not enough.” But because too much of the salient parts have not been attended to whatsoever.

We don’t care about the questions preambled with what – what exactly did he do, what did he pay the brothers, or what will or ought to be the ramifications for him? These are distractions.

We care about why.  Why’d Jussie do it?  Why’d he fabricate his own attack, conjuring up a pair of assailants that he described to police as possessing all of the complexity and subtlety of a Scooby Doo villain: a pair of white guys carrying a noose and bleach, screaming “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!” in the middle of downtown Chicago.  Because that seems plausible.  This was manifestly stupid.  No hindsight required.

So why did he do it?  And more importantly – much more importantly – why have so many others done the same?  “So many others?” you may ask.

So many others:

Episcopal Church in Indiana Vandalized: “Heil Trump,” Swastika, and Gay Slur.

Gay Organ Player Did It.

Anti-Semitic Graffiti Found in Brooklyn Synagogue; Trump Supporters Blamed.  

Gay Black Man Did It.

Black Church in Mississippi Burnt, “Vote Trump” Scrawled on Church.

Congregation Member Did It.

Muslim Woman at University of Louisiana Lafayette Claims Attack and Robbery by White Men Wearing Trump Hats.

Woman Admits Lying.

Trump Supporters Blamed for Anti-Semitic Graffiti: “KKK” and Swastikas.

Muslim Man Did It.

Muslim Woman Claims Attack by Three Men, Yelled “Donald Trump!”

Woman Admits Lying.

Black Long Island Woman Claims Confronted by Teenagers, Yelled “Trump 2016!” And “You Don’t Belong Here!” 

Woman Admits Lying.

Anti-Black Notes Found on St. Olaf Campus. 

Notes Fabricated by Black Student.

Philadelphia Neighborhood Victim Graffiti “Trump Rules Black Bitch!”

Black Man Did It.

Black Kansas State Man: Car Vandalized with Racist Message.

Man Admits Fabrication.

Racist Note on Kansas State Apartment: “Beware N!ggers Live Here!!!  Knock at Your Own Risk.” 

Occupant Admits Fabrication.

University of Michigan Woman: Trump Supporter Attacked Me.

Woman Admits Lying.

University of Michigan Muslim Woman: Trump Supporter Attacked Me, Threatened to Burn Hijab.

Woman Admits Lying.

Bowling Green Woman: Trump Supporters Threw Rocks, Yelled Slurs.

Woman Admits Lying.

North Park University Woman Claims Note Taped to Door: “Go back to hell.  [REDACTED.]  #Trump.” 

Woman Admits Lying.

Elon University Vandalized: “Bye Bye Latinos, Hasta La Vista.”

Latino Student Did It.

Whether you are an inveterate racist watching these non-stories break on the non-news and thinking, “I Knew it!”  Or whether you’re a fellow traveler who supports the general political aims of these hoaxsters, you must be asking yourself: why do so many do it?  Who can think it’s a winning strategy to stage the kind of event that is guaranteed to invite scrutiny and blow your cover?

The answer can be found in the field of developmental psychology.  As children develop in the age range of 7-10 years old, they experience a particular stage of egocentrism.  When a child in this age range forms a subjective conclusion from object data, “he assumes that [his subjective conclusion] is imposed by the data rather than derived from his own mental activity.”  Elkind, D 1967, “Egocentrism in Adolescence”, Child Development, vol. 38, no. 4, p. 1028.

This requires explanation.  Children at this stage of development do not distinguish between a subjective impression to objective data and direct experience of the objective data.  For example: a subjective impression (“The teacher seems mean”) arising from objective information (the teacher scolded another student) is placed on even footing with a direct experience (pain) of objective data (needle poking the child).  In both cases, the child believes that the objective data imposes the response upon the child.  There is no choice in whether or not to feel the pain of the needle.  And similarly, there is no choice but to perceive the teacher as mean.  The child sees these responses as literally imposed upon him.

So a child believes that his subjective perceptions are determined by reality.  They literally reflect reality in the same way a mirror faithfully reflects one’s face.  One may either look at the mirror or directly at the face it reflects.  No difference.  The child cannot fathom that he ought to subordinate his subjective perceptions to objective data.  And he cannot fathom that his subjective responses are not direct reflections of reality and are not universal.

That last point deserves expansion.  If a subjective response is imposed – not a product of idiosyncratic personal mental processes – but absolutely imposed, then it must be the case that every other member of humanity shares the subjective response.  A child believes his subjective perceptions are universal.      

Let’s play along with the seven-year-old.  Let’s assume that subjective impressions are in fact absolutely imposed upon the mind by exposure to objective data – to experience of events.  What then?  Immediately our supposition will be challenged: we will see others who do not in fact share one or more of our subject impressions.  But we are determined to play on, so we reflect: How can this be?  I have no part in the formation of my subjective impressions!  For they are imposed upon me by exposure to events.  And I am not alone in this.  No one plays such a part.  Subjective impressions are perceived – not formed. 

Then an idea strikes us.  Ah-ha!  It must be the case that those who do not share our subjective impression of matters simply have not been exposed to the same events as us.  If they had, they would share our subjective impressions, for it would be inevitable.  We shall invite them into the real reality – the one we subjectively perceive!  And we shall do that by synthetic means.  We shall stage events to impel upon “disagreeable” minds our subjective impressions!  

Folks, this is the thought pattern of a child, save whatever precision in articulation I have managed.  This is not merely my opinion.  It is the finding of Piaget and Elkind and virtually every modern-era child psychologist.

In the Jussie Smollett affair and in all of the other fabricated hate crimes of its ilk, we are seeing a consequence that comes about when a portion of our twenty-somethings and thirty-somethings are infantilized.  They literally function as virtual children. 

So, people, what is the proper response here?  What ought we do?  We ought root out the forces that systematically infantilize our youth.   We will write more about this later.  But for now, please know: large segments of our citizenry have been infantilized, and consequently function, reason and conduct themselves as children.   That’s the truth.  And if we at Conjectures are here for anything, it’s the truth.   If you’ve already noticed, then take comfort – it’s not just you.  It’s true.


Plainpotatoess Arrested!

Ahem, ahem, darkness

Folks, we’re going to talk about Plainpotatoess. If you don’t know who he is, in a
mouthful of words, he is a particularly talented improvisational troll that worked
the neighborhoods of Baltimore and posted his work on social platforms. But this is
not really about him. Or what he did. Or whether it was good or bad. This concerns
the same thing we will always write about. The truth.

And here’s the truth that’s hiding in plain sight: Plainpotatoess was arrested last
Thursday right here in the ol’ USA for the crime of telling offensive jokes. He’s a
victim of people turned morally subjective and weak in virtually every regard. He’s
a victim of people who have been infantilized by counterfeit values and will wield
the force of law sooner than be publicly displayed as, well, the functional equivalent
of children.

I would describe a typical encounter with Plainpotatoess but no prose I could
muster would do it justice. So watch this reaction video to one of PP’s
“performances” featuring a shrieking tantruming woman-child.

Let’s go through this in some detail. What do we notice about the woman-child?

  • She screams. LEAVE! LEAVE! PLEASE LEAVE! LEAVE! FUCKING LEAVE! And
    so on. This is what a six-year-old girl does: scream over and over and over
    again about what I want! And I will get what I want because the world
    revolves around me!
  • She takes no concrete effective action whatsoever. Because action would require capacities she totally lacks. She cannot reason her way to the exact nature of the moral status of the situation. When she tries to articulate what exactly is wrong with the situation the best she can come up with is YOU MAKE US LOOK BAD! And without understanding the exact moral nature of the situation, she cannot conclude what responsive acts would be justified or unjustified. So she’s impotent.
  • Now she can only resort to the acts that have always worked for her. She distorts and fabricates. You’re a TERRORIST! Does anyone else hear a six-year-old girl screaming fabricated allegations about a teasing brother? He HIT me! SPANK him! And to make sure mommy hears, she calls 911. (I posted a link to Jinx’s reaction video so you could see his spontaneous incredulity at the notion that Plainpotatoess is a “terrorist.”)

Folks, these are the objective qualities of a child. So it’s not surprising that Jinx
exclaims “It’s like he’s talking to a baby!” Yes. It’s exactly like that, Jinx.
Plainpotatoess doesn’t “make them look bad.” He reveals them for what they are.
There are certain questions that naturally arise from this. How does a population
come to be evacuated of the qualities of adulthood? What species of forces
infantilized this woman and so many others?

An infantilized population is guaranteed when that population comes of age in a
culture that seeks to remove every source of potential injury from society. Shall we
teach kids how to stand up to bullies or shall we run anti-bullying campaigns? Shall
we teach people self-defense or shall we advocate gun control? Shall we teach
young women how to stand up for themselves in a turbulent and confusing dating
culture or shall we enact Title IX kangaroo courts that remove the “bad man” from
campus at the slightest allegation? What is the message sent by all of this? Does an
adult need to know how to respond to and neutralize malefactors or does an adult
merely need to know how to call mommy when one is presented?

A morally ignorant infantilized population is guaranteed when the culture sends
messages that affirm the notion that a perceived injury is a real injury. This is why
political correctness is part madness. Not because there is anything wrong with
being polite. But because it sends the message that if anyone perceives that they’ve
been injured, their perception is ipso facto valid. So we’ve reduced moral reasoning
to this: we ask an infantilized populace how an action or a message made them feel.
And the woman-child answers: HE MADE ME LOOK BAD AND THAT HURT MY
FEELINGS, SO IT WAS WRONG! How wrong was it? IT MADE ME FEEL VERY BAD SO
IT WAS VERY WRONG!

So now let’s look at how it came to be that Plainpotatoess was charged. Because it
matters. It was a three-step process:

  • STEP 1 – infantilized citizens of Baltimore complain to City Councilman Eric
    Costello. Because he made them “look bad.” And this hurt their feelings. And
    they want mommy to do something about it!
  • STEP 2 – Costello reviews “more than three hours of footage” and concludes: “It’s not just that he’s making jokes. He’s making jokes about race, gender and religion.” Plainpotatoess has sinned at the sacred altar of political correctness! This is desecration! He must be punished!
  • STEP 3 – So Costello looks for a crime to charge him with. He pores over the videos and “noticed in a lot of these videos he was being asked to leave and wasn’t doing it.” Ah ha! Criminal trespass and harassment!

Doesn’t this frighten you? It frightens me. Plainpotatoess was criminally charged
because he was making jokes about race, gender and religion. Costello literally
described this as the motivation to charge him. Let that sink in. Costello had no
problem being quoted in The Baltimore Sun as saying that the motivation for
charging Plainpotatoess was that he was that he dared joke about race, religion or
gender. It doesn’t even occur to Costello that selective prosecution is a bad thing. If
Allen Funt were filming an episode of Candid Camera on the streets of Baltimore
would he charged? Of course not! He might make the citizenry “look bad” but he at
least he wouldn’t make jokes about race or gender or religion! So he’s okay. But
Plainpotatoess is bad.

Moreover, think about this: for Plainpotatoess’ actions to amount to criminal
harassment they would have to “seriously annoy” or “alarm” the victim.
Plainpotatoess tells you that your breath stinks. Are you alarmed? Are you seriously
annoyed? He tells you that you’re bald, he tells you that you need dental work,
makes fun of your fingernails. Are you alarmed? Do you fear for your safety? Are
you seriously annoyed? And, if so, might I ask if you are capable of being annoyed
without being seriously annoyed? Of course you’re not! You’re a man-child! Or a
woman-child!

It’s time to grow up, people.